I Am No Longer Middle-Nameless!

Just came back from Teen Mass. I am the Teen Choir. Anna was standing next to me in the loft chewing gum the whole time . She made me laugh a few times, plus crack a very high note. It was pure torture for my non-soprano vocal cords. I've been trying to convince the music director to do some, well, happier music. It is the Teen Mass, right? I posted it online and my friend Daniel just replied. "Go ahead and say f***k instead of Alleluia." I think people are forgetting there is a lot more to modern music than just curse words. Music is an expression of your feelings. Why can't we sing modern music in mass? We would only become a closer Church body if we all sang things we knew. If we are from God, then all music, rap, pop and rock is from God! Why wouldn't God enjoy modern music? She's sitting up there somewhere watching us. She knows our music is no longer just "Jesus Save Ussss....I don't want to burn in helll....". How about some "Hair" or Avril Lavinge? Something that doesn't make people feel totally depressed on a Sunday morning? Somebody, help me on this! Leave a comment! Start a petition! Help! I feel so special. Now since I am confirmed, I have a middle name. I was actually born without a middle name. So now I am Anneliese M. How awesome is that? I don't want to really put my middle name out there. Stalkers. And stuff like that. I always felt so lonely being middle-nameless. You see, my mom didn't give up her name so my parents put their names together and I got a really long last name. Therefore, I remained middle-nameless. My name is after the most wonderful lady in the whole entire Bible, Mary Magdalene! I have to write a report on her, and I'm including all the Gnostic Gospel facts. Alright. Now I'm going to rant on something that really annoys me. Politically incorrect words. I can get when you're with a close group of friends and you call something a name that in other terms would be very offensive. But seriously, this "it's so gay" crap is really starting to annoy me. And that "hater" crap too. Unless something is literally gay, it cannot be gay, unless it is happy! Something like, a Miley Cryus CD, cannot be retarded! And when people post this on facebook and twitter, it's just like, how dumb are you? Think about words before you use them. There are better insults than "ur so gay". -Anneliese M.